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xGames Some folks think xGames are just the regular old “extreme” sports your parents were into. You know, like snowboarding, skateboarding, waterboarding, boarding school and other assorted boardings. That’s all good and fun, but honestly, it’s a little hard to jack off to videos of dudes riding their bicycles over a ramp. Fortunately for all you perverts, today we’ll be talking about an entirely different type of X Games. xGames.zone may well have some entries that involve extreme downhill skiing or freestyle sword juggling, but if so, they’re also sure to include some jiggling titties and penetrated buttholes along the way. Come on—you didn’t really think I’d be covering a family-friendly games site, did you? If that ever happens, I’ll have to change my name and the site’s title to TheBoringDude. That’s not who I am, though, which is why today I’m reviewing a site devoted entirely to adult video games. These guys have been around for years and get around a thousand visits a day, so it looks like I’m not alone in my interest.

AdultGamesWorld This website’s a fucking classic, I tell you. We’re way past Flash games and the kind of shit you play in your browser. These days, the proper high-quality porn game scene is all about downloadable PC titles. If you’re a Mac user, you’re usually shit out of luck, but some of these games have ports. I’m getting ahead of myself; let me start over. AdultGamesWorld is a gigantic repository of top-notch porn games, the likes of which humanity has been working towards for over 20 years. Back in the day, when the internet was still young, and Asa Akira’s pussy was still ripe, 3D porn games were basically impossible. Making a high-quality video game just wasn’t in the cards unless you had a ton of money and a ton of time. It also wasn’t particularly profitable. These days, well, we’re living in the future. Top-notch video games with proper 3D gameplay are a dime a dozen, and most of them are available for free.

PornGames.games You horny fucks want to get your hands on the best porn games out there, right? Damn, right you do. But finding the best games can be a fucking struggle. Trust me, I know. I have a whole site dedicated to reviewing them. But what if you don’t want to go around to a bunch of different websites and shit to play them? Well, you need a porn game directory that also houses game players and download links right then and there. Finding such a site is easier said than done, but I think I’ve got just the site for you gamers this time around. Porngames.games is a site with an attractive domain name and an even more attractive selection of hot porn games. Fuck, this is one massive catalog. But I’ll get into all of those nitty-gritty details here in a little bit. First, I’ve got to cover some of the broad strokes. This site launched back in 2017 and has been growing in popularity ever since. This site is bringing in well over 2 million sex-starved fappers every single month like it’s nothing. And they were only at 1 million a few months ago! This site is on track to fucking skyrocket.

NewGrounds Adult Games Damn, NewGrounds 18+, that’s a name that I haven’t heard in a while. Don’t get me wrong, this website is still popular today, but that popularity is nothing compared to the popularity the website had back in the day…so why did this happen? Honestly, no one knows why the website isn’t as half as popular as it was back then, but let me tell you one thing, the website still has some amazing pornographic video games, and I don’t get it why people aren’t talking about these more. I mean, they surely deserve a whole lot of attention, seeing as they are very well made and that I haven’t seen many websites that could step up to Newgrounds Adult Games when it comes to porno games. Now, there are some that make some rather excellent erotic games that actually have a story and all that, but honestly, who cares about the stories? People just want to lay the fuck back and control the pace and the angles as they fuck their favorite video game character, or their favorite character from a movie, or a show, or something like that. It’s just how people are.

AndroidAdult Are you an Android Adult or just a human pervert looking for some new ways to jerk off using your phone? Either way, I’ve got something for you today I think you’re going to enjoy. Hell, maybe you’ve even heard of it already because the site gets millions of visitors every month. That kind of traffic tells you they’ve got something worth busting out the lube and the crusty old gym sock for, and you know how much I love to check out anything with naked chicks humping, anime footjobs, and video games made for sexual deviates. The site spells out what they’re hawking right below the AndroidAdult.com logo on the front page: this is a place to download ported porno games from your PC to your mobile gizmo, all for free. They’ve been giving out the stuff for a half-decade now, which means they’ve probably got their shit together and a nice collection available for your masturbatory perusal. Well, I guess there’s only one good way to find out, so hopefully, I don’t get kicked out of Starbucks before I can pop one-off. Let’s see how it goes.