MyDesi I visited MyDesi this morning after getting a link to Fry99 in my inbox. Imagine my surprise when I got redirected: I thought I was going to be browsing lunch menus, but instead I got naked Indian babes and bouncing boobies. The site seems to have something of an identity crisis, bouncing around across domains like MyDesi3 and Top69.mobi, but at the end of the day, it’s all the same glorious Desi pornography. What’s in a name, anyway? The modern era is the age of the internet, which I’d also say is the golden age of dirty movies. For a country with as many people as India, they’ve always been behind the curve when it comes to getting naked on the web. Blame the culture, blame the laws, or blame whoever you want, but the fact remains that Desi chicks are still something of a rarity on the typical porn tubes. MyDesi.net is a free with a focus on amateur Indian sex videos, filling an obvious hole in the market. With about a million visitors a month and growing fast, it looks like they’re doing alright, but naturally I wanted a look for myself.
NudeCelebForum tells you right in the name what’s inside, cutting down on the confusion that sometimes results from trying to come up with a clever brand name. As much as I love adult message boards like the Phun Forum, F95Zone and PeachyForum, noobs don’t have any idea what they’re getting into unless somebody tells them or they take a look for themselves. It’s a tradeoff that can pay off if you manage to get popular enough, but it’s still a gamble for a porn webmaster. The straightforward title seems to have paid off here, attracting exactly the celeb-loving demographic they were shooting for. NudeCelebForum.com gets more than a million visitors a month, which certainly ain’t chump change. As you’ve no doubt inferred from the name, it’s a message board devoted to celebrity nudes, so those high traffic stats are a great sign. Let’s take a closer look and see what all these starfuckers are chatting about.
CelebFapper Long before the days when a sordid library of porn could be placed at our fingertips at the click of a mouse, many of us old-school porn fans were forced to resort to a more primitive form of obtaining wanking fuel: beating our meat senseless to the kind of mainstream celebrities who weren’t shy about flashing a bit of bush or titty from time to time. Sure, it wasn’t perfect, and I almost got repetitive strain injury from rewinding and pausing all the time trying to capture the best angle of a titty or twat being shown by my favorite celebrities at the time. Still, it was a fountain of wanking fuel in our time of need and one that should never be forgotten. But even though we live in a renewed golden age of hardcore porn, there are plenty of folks out there who still retain their adoration for the world of celebrity porn, and, luckily for them, there’s an ample array of porn sites out there that strive to cater to their need to see some celebrity tits and pussy.
CelebHub The logo for Celeb Hub looks a lot like the one for Pornhub, which set some high expectations even before I started poking around. Of course, it ain’t uncommon to copycat off what might be the most popular internet porn site of all time. As a professional smut reviewer, I see that kind of thing pretty much every day. What’s less common, though, is the volume of traffic Celebhub is getting. With a couple hundred thousand visitors stopping by every month, it’s pretty obvious these guys might have something worth busting out the lube and cum-sock for. As you’ve probably already guessed from the title, Celebhub.net is a library of sexy photos and videos featuring the hottest famous chicks in the world. I’ll go ahead and tell you up front that while similar sites sometimes focus exclusively on the most perverted bits of X-rated content, nudes and sex tapes, Celebhub takes a more inclusive approach. There ain’t necessarily an exposed nipple or stretched-out pussy in every single update, but the goal is still to keep you hard and cranking to your favorite celebrities. Let me tell you how my visit went this morning.