VRConk I don’t know about you, but I can’t seem to watch a movie without thinking about sticking my dick inside a girl’s face, twat, and butthole. I tried to watch Joker recently and got chased out of the theater because I started touching myself every time that hot Black chick was on the screen. I’ve already had a couple of strikes, so I really can’t get arrested again. Thankfully, I just found a new site called VRconk that aims to drop movie fans into pornographic versions of their favorite wholesome flicks, as well as some titillating originals. As the name implies, VRconk.com is a virtual reality porno website. It’s new as hell, just registered in 2018, but is already pulling a few thousand viewers every day. With VR becoming more of a household thing, more and more perverts are starting to use the 3D game helmet as a high-tech masturbation device. When people come over to play Beat Saber, I always tell them the controllers are just sticky because I drink a lot of Kool-Aid.