VirtualRealPorn

VirtualRealPorn We live in beautiful times, my friend. Never before has porn been as prevalent, high-quality, or close to reality than it is right now. And it is only getting better with each passing day. In fact, I read an article recently about a company that just uploaded hundreds of thousands of hours of blowjob data into a robot equipped with artificial intelligence whose sole purpose will be to provide oral stimulation. Pretty fucking awesome, no? I’m not even worried about a Terminator type cybernetic takeover of humanity if I can have a robot that blows me on command. I wouldn’t even leave the house. By the time I finally walked outside the war would be over and all I would find is a post-apocalyptic hellscape of rubble and carnage and steel limbs. ‘Wow, this neighborhood really went to shit,’ I would think, ‘Oh well, gotta grab some more beer then get back to let Alexa suck me off some more!’