Moekyun

Moekyun popped up in my inbox this morning before I even got out of bed, and I spent the first couple minutes of the day rubbing my eyes and trying to figure out just what the fuck it said. Maybe it was the hangover talking, or just the fact that I hadn’t had my morning bowl of Viagra, but I couldn’t make sense of it. Well, that’s probably because it ain’t even in English. You otaku perverts probably got the reference, but I had to Google it. “Moe moe, kyun” is what you weeaboos yell while gazing upon something super cute and kawaii, but in this case, you’ll be able to jerk off at the same time. Moekyun.co calls itself “The Otaku Source,” which is pretty fucking vague if you want my professional opinion. I mean, shit, that could describe all of Reddit, include all the incel and nofap subs, but you’re here precisely because you’re looking for something to crank it to. In that case, they’ve got you covered. Moekyun is peddling premium hentai movies, doujinshi and X-rated anime games. If you haven’t already blown your whole stimulus check getting the cum dry cleaned off your waifu pillow, this may be an upgrade from your typical half-ass manga faps.