Erogen

Erogen  is the type of site that I might have dreamed of a decade ago, waking up with a big mess in my pants, but it’s not something I thought I’d actually be beating off to in my lifetime. I’ve seen a lot of hand wringing over the rise of Artificial Intelligence in recent months, but speaking as a professional masturbator and world-renown pornography expert, I’ve been a lot more titillated than I’ve been frightened. Frankly, I’m kind of turned on by the thought of hyper-intelligent, insanely horny robotic sluts taking over the world, and I might even explore the fantasy with one of the bots we’ll be meeting today. You’ve probably put it together from my intro, but if not, I’ll be a little more literal: Erogen.ai is a new platform using AI to let you banter, sext and roleplay with realistic chatbots. They’ve been picking up hundreds of thousands of visitors per month since they launched recently, which is a strong sign of something worth busting out the lube for. I woke up in a chatty mood with a raging hard boner, so it seemed like a good morning to take a closer look and see how well these androids can hold my interest. With any luck, I’ll be squirting a load of Porn Dude mayo into this Pringles can I’ve got at the ready.