OK.xxx When I first saw the link for OK.xxx, I figured it had to be one of two things. The site was either dedicated to the swingers of Oklahoma, or a platform where users can share the most mediocre scenes from their fap stash. It turned out to be neither. I clicked the link and suddenly found myself staring at a wall of big-name, big-studio porn scenes. OK.xxx is one of the biggest, newest free porn sites on the web. I say that without exaggeration, because it only took them a few months for them to go from 0 to 40,000 visitors per day. They’ve only been online since the end of 2019, so I guess those ads are right: it really is possible to get bigger, stronger, and harder with just one simple product. It ain’t dick pills they’re selling here. They’re giving out free hardcore porn.
PornDoe The name “Porn Doe” makes me think of rough sex. Who the fuck doesn’t like that? I’m not trying to get with some bitch on Tinder so that we can get back and do some vanilla ass sex and cuddle afterwards. I’m not saying that we need to wheel out the latex suffocation box or anything. That’s more in the realm of third or fourth date material anyway. I want some slut that knows how to fuck. A girl that likes getting tossed around, choked, degraded, or loves a little BDSM flair. Hey, if she wants to call me daddy or some shit that’s fine too. Whatever gets her going. So many big-name porn sites play it safe with their content. Some networks are all about the artfulness of the female body. Fuck that noise. The only art I’ll take is making some whore’s face look like a freshly finished Jackson Pollock painting.
TXXXI present to you TXXX.com (previously known as TubeCup.com), a porn site under the network which has the same name. Tube Cup is a site that you know for a fact will never run out of content for you to enjoy! So why am I saying that this place will never run out of content? It has to do with the fact that you’ll literally find millions upon millions of videos on here that will never cease to entertain you. Seriously, you’ve come to a place that will just never run dry, no matter how much time you spend on it!
CumLouder Hmm… Porn tube sites and original, premium porn studio content are two very separate worlds. I mean, sure, most porn tubes worth their salt will provide clips of scenes from the biggest porn studios in the industry, that’s a given. But surely there are no porn tubes that provide a variety of content from all over the web, as well as produce their own original, professional-grade videos, right (sounds like a copyright issue)? Wrong. Enter Cumlouder.com, a site that has finally merged these two seemingly disparate types of content. Instead of merely aggregating the hottest porn scenes from thousands of sources and allowing users to upload their own amateur content, Cum Louder has blurred the lines between free tube sites and premium paysites, flipping the separate formats on their heads (and then shoving a dick in their mouths). Cumlouder has little to no concern for your preconceived notions of what a porn tube site should be. And thank goodness for it.
Tube8 8 Tube? So what’s up with the number eight in the title? Is it the number of videos on the website? Is it really that bad? Are the people right? Just kidding, I have no idea what “the people” say, but if they say that this website is dumb, they sure as hell are wrong. I mean, the first impression is great. What ThePornDude sees right away is a very decent page design, an abundance of features, and even a premium feature for the cool fuckers, and an option to register to the website as well. So, if the first impression was the only thing I’d have to review I’d straight-up hit Tube 8 with a 10, but we don’t do it like that in here, and that’s why all the text underneath (and above) this line exists.
YouJizz Welcome to You Jizz (not “ujizz” or “jizz tube”)! According to a 2010 press release from the net filtering firm, Optenet, 37% of all the content on the internet is porn. Although this exact number has been contested by subsequent studies (that used different metrics, it is worth noting), there is no question that a significant portion of all content on the web is dedicated to getting off. This should come as no surprise, though, considering that sex is one of the universal languages (alongside music). Don’t believe me? Say you go to Japan with zero knowledge of the language. You need to get to a distant city, so you take a train. Sitting in the seat across the aisle from you is a beautiful Japanese girl in a short plaid skirt and knee-high stockings. You notice her kind of eyeing you from her seat, but you shrug it off. Maybe it’s just a cultural thing, you think. Look away momentarily, look out the window, check out the scenery.