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Milfed Have you ever been MILFed? I guess that’s kind of a loaded question. The fat single moms chain-smoking at the local watering hole with their bellies hanging out may do it for you, but I usually aim my dick at the ones whose tits don’t reach their navels yet. Some folks appreciate tarted-up soccer moms, others the Casey Anthony type, but I think we can all agree the MILFs at MILFed.com are a totally different class of Mothers I’d Love to Fuck. What makes them different? Well, for starters, these mature sluts and their younger costars are top-shelf pornstars. As if sexy, experienced women ain’t enough, these guys have gone and hired the most talented, most practiced, most beautiful and well-known older whores in the world. They call themselves The World’s #1 MILF Site, which is a bold statement, but they have been in business for nearly a decade now. Maybe there’s something to it. I guess the only way to find out is to open this gallon of personal lube the Amazon guy just dropped off.

Adult Mobile I have to admit; I’m not always a value shopper. I can’t stand going to Costco and getting trapped by lines of idiots waiting for free samples of microwave cheese bullshit with a frozen pretzel. That said, sometimes even I can’t deny the benefits of buying porno in bulk. MileHighMedia is a pretty solid example of why. MileHighMedia.com has been around since the beginning of the millennium, and you’ve almost definitely beat off to their material before. The network is home of porno brands like Sweetheart Video, Sweet Sinner, and Reality Junkies, and they get thousands of horny visitors every day. This clearly ain’t no fly-by-night operation; an assessment backed up by the top-tier thumbnails spread all over the preview page.

Pervz has the kind of flashy, image-laden tour page I expect from a good porno paysite. It’s not uncommon to spot some laurel leaves among the boobies, highlighting a platform’s accolades, but these guys have a whole fucking row of awards and nominations sliding across the top of the screen. The numbers are ridiculous, including 17 nods from XBIZ, a handful from Pornhub, and a whopping 72 AVN Award nominations, which ain’t even half the list. I immediately thought this must be one hell of a porn site, and I was partly right; it’s actually something a lot bigger and better. I’ve actually rewritten this second paragraph a few times already, because I struggled to sum up the offerings in a way that really does the platform justice. Pervz.com promises the perviest premium porn on the entire planet, and comes as part of a network of porn networks. I often promote singular networks like Brazzers and BangBros as some of the best bangs for your masturbatory buck, but these guys take the concept one step further. This ain’t some off-brand bullshit in bulk, though, and if you read on, I’ll tell you all about the fine smut you’ll find within.

Vixen Plus What’s so special about Vixen Plus that earns them an addition symbol at the end of their name? Vixen Media Group has been around for a decade now, and if you’ve been jacking off to the internet, you’ve almost certainly rubbed out a few to their flicks. I knew as soon as I saw the name that I was in for a treat today, but I wasn’t sure exactly what that treat would be. I did, however, have a strong feeling I’d fill up my favorite cum sock by the end of the day. Turns out, VixenPlus.com is a premium porn network featuring some of the biggest brands in the business. No shit, a lot of the included imprints already have high slots on my list of Top Premium Porn Sites here at ThePornDude, and I’d bet they’re high on your own personal list, too. I was pretty much sold as soon as I knew what I was getting myself into, but I wouldn’t be doing my job correctly if I didn’t give it my standard fap test. Let me go wash my hands and then tell you how it went…