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AdultMatchMaker Sometimes an Adult Match Maker is all you need to help get your dick wet, or at least that’s what I’ve read on the Internet. I’m guessing you’ve heard the very same thing, and I bet we’re both thinking about the very same website that puts it right there in the name. There are plenty of sex dating websites, but this has been one of the stronger brands over the years, outlasting a lot of the competition who’ve come and gone along the way. The question is whether that popularity is related to the quality of their platform or just the amount of money they put into advertising. Fortunately, you’ve got a Porn Dude on your side who loves digging into shit like this. Hell, if the site is any good, it might mean I will get laid shortly after working up this review. I’m on a little visit to the Land Down Under right now, so I’ve got my browser aimed at AdultMatchmaker.com.au, hoping for some action. AdultMatchmaker is one of the most popular sex-positive dating sites in Australia, so let’s see about getting some poon tonight.

Shag.co.uk With the uncertainty of the coronavirus infecting our daily lives, it’s hard to know what the hell to do with ourselves. Everything seems like a risk of contamination these days. People are afraid to go to the grocery store, let alone hang out with friends or nail crackwhores. In these weird times, I’ve turned to one of the safest pastimes: using sites like Shag.co.uk to have sex with strangers I meet on the Internet. I crack jokes, but these guys are still getting a couple of million visits a month. That tells you a lot about the site’s popularity on a regular day, but it says even more when half the world ain’t even supposed to leave their homes. Either somebody’s getting laid or there are just a bunch of hard-up, horny motherfuckers trying to relieve their cabin fever. Leave it to your old pal The Porn Dude to figure it out.

BiCupid I imagine Bicupid looking a hell of a lot like the regular Cupid, only he’s shooting arrows with dingdongs on one end and cooters on the other. He makes you fall in love like that other chubby little angel-winged cherub, but you just might end up with a hankering for some handsome dude’s big cock (or some sweet pussy if you’re a lady)! Hell, maybe you’ll fall in love with a couple, and then you can enjoy the best of both worlds. The thing is, we’re living in the 21st century, so there’s no reason to just sit around waiting for that AC/DC cupid to pull up on you and start blasting. That’s where Bicupid.com comes in. They hype their services as “The World’s Largest and Most Effective Dating Site for Bisexuals, Hookups, Threesomes and Swingers”, a claim backed up by around a hundred thousand visitors every month. The platform has been around for twenty years, so I feel a little bit late to the party, but let’s check out what I’ve been missing.

BBW Sex Dates you know why BBW Sex Dates always tend to go really fucking well for me? It’s because those big girls are always hungry, and I always bring a nice, fat sausage along wherever I go. Sorry, I couldn’t resist the obvious joke, and I certainly mean no disrespect. The real reason those dates go so well is because the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’! Who else loves fat chicks? As you’ve probably deduced from the name, BBWSexDates.net is a hookup site aimed at chubby chasers and the objects of their affection. Pretty much every dating site or app has its fair share of big mamas, but those extra-thick ladies are the stars of the show around here. If you’re tired of getting catfished by girls with pretty faces but no asses, perhaps you’d have better luck with this one. I’m in the mood for a whole lot of loving, so let’s see who I can find who fits the bill.

Asian Singles How do you feel about Asian Singles? Personally, I find myself gawking at them at the grocery store, at the coffee shop or on my laptop screen all the damn time. In any situation, though, I’ve learned the hard way that folks don’t necessarily appreciate seeing an unsolicited boner in public. If only there was an easier way to meet women than whipping out my junk at the sushi bar! On that note, it turns out there actually are some other methods of finding hookups, dates, friends with benefits and even long-term partners. This is the 21st century, after all, and I know a good chunk of you have already had some experience with the online dating scene. AsianSingles.me, as the name implies, is an adult dating site where you can meet Asians who are currently unattached. As many bona fide Asian pornstars as I meet on the PornDudeCasting couch, I’m always trying to stick my fingers in other pies. Let’s see what my fingers can find today…

FetLife Want to get kinky at Fet Life? Never before have fetishes and kinks been as popular as they are today. I don’t know if it is because the invention of the internet has led to a greater level of transparency and communication when it comes to peoples’ deepest sexual desires or if it is because we are just becoming more open and accepting as a society. Or maybe it is something else altogether. Whatever the reason, more and more people are embracing their kinks, and it is a beautiful thing to see. Maybe you’ve noticed this firsthand, where, slowly, more and more of your friends start talking about their ddlg kinks, love of BDSM, or foot fetishes. People who have fetishes of any kind are starting to come together. There has been such an increase in people who openly express their kinks and fetishes that the term “fetish culture” has become something close to commonplace. Kink communities all over the world are growing and thriving without a doubt. There are largely attended conferences and classes to be taken in bigger cities and there are more and more websites created every day to cater to the kinks of the fetishly minded.

TransSexDates If you’re craving Trans Sex Dates, there’s a decent chance you’ve found the local Tinder listings lacking. Sure, if you’re in a big enough city, you can find all kinds of adult fun and games on those hookup apps, but the pickings can be slim if you’ve got niche interests but prudish neighbors. I’ve covered a number of different trans-oriented dating platforms here at ThePornDude, and today I’m going to check one out that lays their whole theme right there in the domain name. Based on the traffic alone, I’m guessing there’s at least a little more action than I found at the highway rest area. TransSexDates.com is, you guessed it, a dating and hookup site aimed at transgender folks and the people who love them, or at least those who lust after them. Maybe you’ve got a cisgendered wife at home whose cock just ain’t big enough for your liking, or maybe you’ve just had enough of dating traditional women, but whatever the case, these guys aim to hook you up with the dick-girl of your dreams. I’m always looking for exciting new ways to get my dick wet, and I wasn’t about to pass up the opportunity to meet someone who likes to swallow. Let’s see who’s sucking cock around here, shall we?

3Fun The promo blurb on Go3Fun’s front page confused me for a brief moment after the link slid into my DMs this morning. They call it “The Leading Dating App For Sexually-Free Singles and Partners to Meet Like-Minded People,” and maybe it was just the morning fog clouding my brain or the bong hits I had for breakfast, but I misinterpreted what they meant by sexually free. After rubbing my eyes and adjusting my boner, I realized they weren’t talking about asexuals who don’t fuck. No, this one’s aimed at exactly the opposite demographic. I’m guessing you’re among that target audience, at least if you’ve got a pulse, a libido and a sense of adventure. Go3Fun.co is the home of 3Fun, a dating app aimed at adults looking for a threesome. I liked the premise right away, but having reviewed a fair number of enticing-sounding hookup apps without enough users to work well, I was a little skeptical. Once I looked at the traffic stats, though, I was a lot more excited; Go3Fun gets close to 125 million visits a month on their website alone, which is promising as hell. Naturally, I couldn’t wait to get inside and start browsing the local profiles.

Swinger Zone Central Pulling up Swinger Zone Central in my browser, I was greeted by a sexy babe in red lingerie, the text imploring me to “Find the hottest people in your area.” Ah, another adult hookup site. Seeking out the local thots is always on my mind when I’m not cranking off to or filming porn, so I was certainly intrigued by the premise. The thing is, though, I’ve seen plenty of hookup sites, and they don’t always have the action I’m looking for. So what makes this one any better than the competition? I’ve got to say, SwingerZoneCentral.com didn’t do themselves any favors by picking an obvious third choice for their title. The dot-coms for SwingerZone and SwingerCentral are both taken but occupied with nothing, missing out on the opportunity that SwingerZoneCentral grabbed at when they registered the domain. And while the title may be a bit laughable, they’re still pulling half a million visits a month. With any luck, some of those visitors will be horny women in my neighborhood, but there was only one way to find out.

SwingLifestyle SLS.com! Do you live the Swing Lifestyle, or have you ever considered swapping partners with other horny local couples? Before the Internet, it was hard to find like-minded swingers to fool around with, but we’ve come a long fucking way since the days of awkwardly asking your coworkers if their wife would be DTF. Why risk a sexual harassment accusation or an uppercut from a dude who takes it entirely the wrong way when you say you’d really like to bang his old lady? Today, we’re going to look at a site aimed at making the whole process a hell of a lot less complicated and painful. SwingLifestyle.com calls itself “one of the most active lifestyle groups on the Internet,” which is a fancy way of saying they’re a massive, globe-spanning online swinger community. It’s one thing to claim your site is big and set it up for anyone in the world to use, but it’s another thing entirely to make it real. One of the things Swing Lifestyle has going for it is that they’ve been around for decades, and they’ve managed to attract a fucking ton of swingers looking to hook up with each other. They get a couple hundred thousand visits every day, so this clearly isn’t a ghost town.