PornHoarder Are you a Porn Hoarder? Hey, you certainly aren’t alone because I just had to rent another storage unit to keep all the homebrew smut that my lawyers haven’t let me release over at PornDudeCasting. Pretty much every pervert keeps their own personal stash, though, in this day and age, it isn’t totally necessary to keep an offline library of porn under your mattress or on your hard drive. Sites like the one I’m about to review arguably do a better job hoarding those dirty movies than your average Joe Blow porn collector with a folder full of lesbian movies on his desktop. As you follow along at home, ask yourself, can your home library of fuck flicks really compare to a site pulling a million visitors a month?
Porn00 threw me for a loop with that mysterious landing page they’re rocking. It’s nothing but a futuristic site logo on a white screen with a CLICK HERE TO ENTER button. I knew right away that I wanted to click that bad boy, though I had no fucking idea in the world what I’d find on the other side. With a sci-fi-looking setup like this, I was half expecting 3D hentai, android pornstars and digital porn assistants kind of like Siri, but more capable of giving a good blowjob. Imagine my surprise when I reached the other side of the link and found what appeared to be a regular ol’ free tube. I’m not saying I was disappointed, because I always appreciate a nice free fap, but the intro page feels like an unnecessary bit of misdirection. Fortunately, Porn00.org isn’t just a regular free tube; they actually specialize in free, full-length porno movies samples. No wonder they’re pulling an easy six million visitors a month!
OK.xxx When I first saw the link for OK.xxx, I figured it had to be one of two things. The site was either dedicated to the swingers of Oklahoma, or a platform where users can share the most mediocre scenes from their fap stash. It turned out to be neither. I clicked the link and suddenly found myself staring at a wall of big-name, big-studio porn scenes. OK.xxx is one of the biggest, newest free porn sites on the web. I say that without exaggeration, because it only took them a few months for them to go from 0 to 40,000 visitors per day. They’ve only been online since the end of 2019, so I guess those ads are right: it really is possible to get bigger, stronger, and harder with just one simple product. It ain’t dick pills they’re selling here. They’re giving out free hardcore porn.
PornDoe The name “Porn Doe” makes me think of rough sex. Who the fuck doesn’t like that? I’m not trying to get with some bitch on Tinder so that we can get back and do some vanilla ass sex and cuddle afterwards. I’m not saying that we need to wheel out the latex suffocation box or anything. That’s more in the realm of third or fourth date material anyway. I want some slut that knows how to fuck. A girl that likes getting tossed around, choked, degraded, or loves a little BDSM flair. Hey, if she wants to call me daddy or some shit that’s fine too. Whatever gets her going. So many big-name porn sites play it safe with their content. Some networks are all about the artfulness of the female body. Fuck that noise. The only art I’ll take is making some whore’s face look like a freshly finished Jackson Pollock painting.
TXXXI present to you TXXX.com (previously known as TubeCup.com), a porn site under the network which has the same name. Tube Cup is a site that you know for a fact will never run out of content for you to enjoy! So why am I saying that this place will never run out of content? It has to do with the fact that you’ll literally find millions upon millions of videos on here that will never cease to entertain you. Seriously, you’ve come to a place that will just never run dry, no matter how much time you spend on it!
CumLouder Hmm… Porn tube sites and original, premium porn studio content are two very separate worlds. I mean, sure, most porn tubes worth their salt will provide clips of scenes from the biggest porn studios in the industry, that’s a given. But surely there are no porn tubes that provide a variety of content from all over the web, as well as produce their own original, professional-grade videos, right (sounds like a copyright issue)? Wrong. Enter Cumlouder.com, a site that has finally merged these two seemingly disparate types of content. Instead of merely aggregating the hottest porn scenes from thousands of sources and allowing users to upload their own amateur content, Cum Louder has blurred the lines between free tube sites and premium paysites, flipping the separate formats on their heads (and then shoving a dick in their mouths). Cumlouder has little to no concern for your preconceived notions of what a porn tube site should be. And thank goodness for it.
Tube8 8 Tube? So what’s up with the number eight in the title? Is it the number of videos on the website? Is it really that bad? Are the people right? Just kidding, I have no idea what “the people” say, but if they say that this website is dumb, they sure as hell are wrong. I mean, the first impression is great. What ThePornDude sees right away is a very decent page design, an abundance of features, and even a premium feature for the cool fuckers, and an option to register to the website as well. So, if the first impression was the only thing I’d have to review I’d straight-up hit Tube 8 with a 10, but we don’t do it like that in here, and that’s why all the text underneath (and above) this line exists.