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XXX Follow Who will I XXXFollow today? Well, broadly speaking, I know it’ll be a bunch of sexy broads, but that’s pretty much all in a day’s work for your old pal ThePornDude. The real question is what separates this site from every other free tube and social media porn platform on the internet. Is it the models, the kinks and subgenres, the format or something else entirely? I ain’t sure just yet, but you better believe I’m all lubed up and ready to find out. XXXFollow.com is a freemium social media porn site styled after video-sharing apps like TikTok. Those apps offer a killer delivery system for serving up rapid-fire media, but they tend to come with community guidelines that can lead to a debilitating case of blue balls. My doctor recently told me I should stop trying to jerk off to that SFW shit before my sperm gets backed up into my brain. Hopefully there hasn’t been any permanent damage, and I’m hoping this NSFW platform will undo any related issues I’ve given myself. Let’s see how it works out.

Kwiky Anybody up for a Kwiky? I’m a sucker for a good brand name, and I think these guys knocked it out of the park. Everybody knows what a Quickie is, and I even Googled it to make sure I’m not just a pervert; most people think fast, easy sex when they hear the term. That creative misspelling is going to make this joint a little easier to remember, especially once you hit that post-nut clarity, and their millions of monthly visitors seem to back that up. The only question is, what kind of fast, easy sex is Kwiky.com selling? No, this ain’t a new hookup app nor a fresh entry among my growing list of AI Porn Sites. The gimmick here is free, short porn clips served up like an adult TikTok, offering an interface a few seconds quicker than your traditional sex tube. To tell you the truth, I was sold as soon as I heard the words “free” and “porn”, and well, I’m always in the mood for a quickie.

Tik Porn You saw this coming, don’t lie to me. Ever since Tik Tok replaced Vine as the premier location for youngsters to post dumb shit, it was inevitable that the whole platform would become everyone’s excuse to masturbate. There are now more fuckable bitches on Tik Tok than there are pornstars active across all porn studios globally. How do I know that for sure? Well, I don’t. I’m making a guesstimate. Anyways, what is it that makes Tik Toks so fucking hot, and how does TikPorn factor in? These are the questions we are going to explore and more. Let’s dive right into it.

PornHub  Shortieshas long since established itself as the go-to spot on the internet for free pornography, and like the rest of you, I’m a huge fan. Sure, you’ve got a million choices out there when you’re horny and don’t want to spend money getting your rocks off, but between the massive, well-stocked collection and all the big brands on the platform, the ‘hub has always been an easy choice. When I found out they’ve launched a new feature called Shorties, I had high hopes immediately. I don’t want to blow my whole load in the first paragraph here, but I’ll go ahead and tell you right now that I wasn’t the least bit disappointed.