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ReelsMunkey One thing many of us can relate to is the art of doom-scrolling, where you sit back, relax, and scroll through short, sharp content on your phone to get cheap thrills and quick laughs. Sure, it’s a guilty pleasure that some online puritans would deem as ‘’brain rot,’’ but it’s also a shit load of fun. I mean shit, where else are we supposed to get our memes from? And when some scantily-clad Thot who is striving to make it as an influencer pops up on your screen, teasing you in audacious outfits that are tactically made to stay in line with the regulations that mainstream social media platforms demand, I can bet that you sit there wishing there was a way for you to do a far more explicit form of doom-scrolling, don’t you?

Shorts XXX  Within moments of landing at Shorts.xxx today, I’d gawked at a sexy Indian chick showing her ass, an amateur cutie grinding her pussy against her camera, a sexy Latina getting her face splooged on, and a blue-haired alt girl coming out of her dress and into her birthday suit. The joint quickly lived up to its name, as the clips were both short and worthy of a triple X rating. Considering how blown out our attention spans have gotten in recent years, it just might be the perfect setup for the modern, ADHD-addled masturbator.

TitsTok might be mistaken by name for a wildly popular app that your girlfriend might be addicted to, but that extra letter gives away the gimmick. I don’t know about you, but the lack of uncovered, uncensored boobies is one of my biggest complaints about TikTok, because the platform would be a hell of a delivery vehicle for straight-up porno. Well, my horny friends, if you’ve ever had the same thought while flicking through short but SFW videos on the app, this next joint might be exactly what you’ve been dreaming about. As you may well have guessed from the title, TitsTok.me is a TikTok-style video site with a focus on big boobs. They just launched a couple months ago and have exploded right out the gate, with thousands of visitors swinging by to create their own little explosions. That’s a cum joke, and also fair warning: you’d better get a tissue or something ready before you head inside. I’ve got my official Porn Dude emoji sock, available in the PornDudeShop, so let’s see if we can fill that bad boy up today.

PinPorn Are you looking for the best porn from all of the popular social media platforms out there? I bet you are. But it can be a pain in the fucking ass scrolling through thousands of cringe videos on TikTok to find hot nudes of fresh-faced sluts spreading their legs for your pleasure. It’s the same in other top sites like Instagram, Reddit, and anywhere else where some whore can set a cam up and flick their bean to some shitty music. I just don’t have the patience to find that shit on my own. It gives me a goddamn headache. And I’m sure loads of you horny bastards feel exactly the same way. So, I went out looking for the best, simplest source for curated mobile-style porn videos. And, of course, I found exactly what I was looking for with Pin.porn. Yeah, you know a site means business when it has the “.porn” domain name. This is a new site that launched in March of 2024. It’s so new that I can’t even drum up any worthwhile analytics about it yet. So, you’ll just have to get on over there and be among the first fappers to blow your load to this hot content. Trust me; you’re in for a pretty unique experience.

Slushy is living on such impossibly good internet real estate that I’m shocked it wasn’t grabbed up by 7-11 or some other outfit selling syrupy frozen drinks. I’m certainly not complaining, as I think the site’s offerings are much more enticing than brain freeze and diabetes. Speaking as a porn webmaster and the guy who runs PornWebmasters.com, it’s just wild to me that the dot com was even available, and that it’s now serving up next-gen amateur porn with a super-modern interface. That’s right, folks: Slushy.com is a freemium social porn platform delivering short videos by the buttload. They’ve called themselves “TikTok gone wild”, which I think is an apt description. Their traffic has been steadily rising lately, with about a million perverts tuning in for a peek last month alone. I’m crazy about DIY smut and I love the rapid-fire format of apps like TikTok, so I couldn’t wait to lube up and shake my dick at the screen. Let me tell you all about it!