Bang.com Do you want to stream full porn movies at Bang.com? That has to be the domain score of a lifetime, am I right? It’s quick, punchy, straight to the point, and tells you everything you need to know about the site before you ever even visit. Fuck, the people of Bang studios really lucked out with that one. It really makes you wonder if they are able to live up to the high expectations that a name like Bang sets up for a premium pay porno site. Well, let’s take a look, shall we? From the moment you log into the members’ area, you are immediately assailed with an ad. Alright, not off to a great start, Bang, I’m not gonna lie. You already have my fucking money, and you want more of it? That is fucking bullshit. No, you aren’t getting any more of my money. Nor are your fucking partners. Just bring me to the supposedly great porn that I’m already paying for. Okay, whatever. Just click “bring me to the members’ area” and ignore it, I guess.
HardX What do you think of when you imagine your perfect sex flick? Big-name pornstars or fresh teens (18+) with huge racks? Do you prefer 18+ girls doing their first blow-bang or their first anal? If their sample page is to be believed, HardX offers all this and much more. HardX has been around since 2005, so it ain’t no new bloke on the block. This is a tough business, so their longevity alone tells you something about the site. I’m going to take a look and find out for myself if their creampies, BBCs and gaping buttholes are as great as they make ‘em out to be.
ThunderCock If you’re a Big Cock Bully, it’d only make sense that you spend your days serving up that monster meat to the sexiest babes available. I mean, hell, it doesn’t take a fucking pornographic genius to figure that out. The whole smut industry is just chock full of well-endowed dudes giving it to tight petite babes, stretching them out, and having a fun time at it. While there are some tiny ding-dong pornos out there for the folks who might feel intimidated watching a bigger man banging the babes, big cocks are one of those ever-present, evergreen best sellers in the biz. We all love seeing those ultra-tight fits, don’t we?
LilHumpers My teenage years are kind of a blur. I don’t know if it was the raging hormones, the copious marijuana smoke, or all the MILF pussy I was scoring, but the whole thing blurs into more of a porno movie than a memory. Goddamn, I’d make a killing if I could charge people to take a trip down my own personal memory lane. Until they come up with that kind of tech, you’ll have to settle for a website like LilHumpers. LilHumpers.com is a really new website, but it’s clear from the landing page they’re off to a really strong start. Who else gets off the ground with bitches like Monique Alexander and Chanel Preston fucking their hearts out on video? This website is all about young dudes getting action from these insatiable cougars, and I’m already raging hard just watching the preview video.
CherryPimps I’ve heard Cherry Pimps come up during a lot of conversations lately. Sometimes it’s among the kind of porn enthusiasts I associate with or the horny fans who DM me asking for a review of their favorite paysite. I’ve even had a few 18+ girls mention the site to me when they came by for an intimate visit on the PornDudeCasting couch. I’m not usually this late to the party, and I knew it was about goddamn time to rectify that. The joint’s getting nearly a million visits per month, so I’d know it wasn’t some bullshit hole in the wall even if people weren’t mentioning it all the damn time. Besides all the casual chatter, there are other obvious signs this place is peddling some quality smut. For one thing, CherryPimps.com has been putting out premium fuck flicks since 2004. That’s like a fucking century in Internet years where most sites are a flash in the pan, here today and gone tomorrow. Damn, fashionably late is one thing, but I’m a little embarrassed I hadn’t checked this one out earlier. Without any further ado, let’s see what perverts have been aggressively shaking their dicks at for nearly two decades now.
ScoreLand With a name like Scoreland, it’s pretty obvious somebody is going to be scoring inside. The question is, who? Well, if you were reading this anywhere else, you might guess from the name that it’s a sports site or an online casino. You’re reading this on ThePornDude, though, so I think you already know what kind of metaphorical scoring is going on. The name doesn’t really give away this porn site’s gimmick, though. Scoreland.com is a long-running premium site specializing in big titty porno. The front page says they’re #1 in Big Boobs Since 1992, a considerably longer legacy of smut peddling than most paysites out there. Their age alone tells me they’ve got something special to offer, something that’s let them survive and thrive in an online porn market that’s always been saturated. Nearly 30 years after posting their first scene, these perverts are still getting more than 4,000 visitors each and every day.