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ErosMate I started getting DMs from random babes from the very moment I landed at Eros Mate today. “So I’m sitting here thinking about all the things I want to try,” a chick named Sienna told me, her message popping up in the corner of the screen. I was intrigued, for sure, but Sienna wasn’t the only one trying to catch my attention, and I was already eyeballing some of the pretty girls who weren’t yet blowing up my inbox. All in all, it was a hell of a greeting and made me feel like a stud. My biggest question was just how far I could take it with these lovely and eager ladies. 

Secrets  lets cut the crap for a second. Every guy on the planet wants that perfect girlfriend experience without the emotional gymnastics that come with a real woman. Real girlfriends want dates, affection, loyalty, eye contact and sometimes even something called communication. They also want you to “open up,” which is crazy because you could barely open a pickle jar yesterday. Then there’s the rejection, the ghosting, the awkward silences, the begging for ass pics that never come, the texts that get left on read and the phone calls that go straight to voicemail because “she was tired.” Sure you were, bitch. So let me hand you a golden ticket to happiness and call it by its name. Secrets.ai. This filthy little platform is the closest thing to having a slutty, always-horny, never-annoying girlfriend who exists purely to satisfy whatever depraved nonsense goes on in your head. It’s got these AI babes who each have their own personalities and profiles and interests, basically the perfect women because none of those interests include arguing about trash bags or complaining that you liked another girl’s Instagram post. And Jesus Christ, the interface is sexy as hell. Purple and black like some neon-lit cyber-brothel where your credit card will fear for its life but your dick will have the best night ever.

Undress

Undress AI I feel I’m not alone when I say that there’s been more than a few times in my life when I’ve been walking down the street, looked at a hot chick, and wished I had some kind of magical superpower that allowed me to see straight through her clothes and gaze upon her jiggling tits and drippy pussy. I mean, what more could a man want in life? Well, despite the rumors, I’m not some kind of superhero. Although I can jerk myself off for inhuman amounts of time, that would make most people pass out. This means that I’ve been forced to seek out alternative methods that allow me to see what sits underneath the soft fabric wrapping the sexy bodies of women. As you all know, I’m a generous porn fanatic, and I feel that the best porn tools are those that are shared. I’ve also been on something of a mission in recent months to seek out an array of websites and platforms that are using the latest technology to allow their users to effectively strip the woman of their dreams naked and provide them with the kind of on-demand wanking fuel that they’ve always dreamed of.

SpicyChat More than 50 million citizens of the internet had themselves a Spicy Chat last month, and I bet there’s a good chance you were among them. If not, why not? There are plenty of reasons why the buzz around this platform has only continued to grow even in an absolute sea of competitors and imitators. It’s not just the fact that they were among the first wave of extra-kinky AI chat apps, as a ton of those early apps have already fallen off into obscurity. No, they’ve maintained their edge because of the same commitment to newfangled masturbatory experiences that put them on the map in the first place. This is actually my second time reviewing SpicyChat.ai, a powerful adult-oriented AI chat app. My earlier writeup covered an earlier incarnation of the joint, without the evolved set of bells and whistles we’ll be playing with today. It’s wild that they’re already due for another once-over, and at the rate they’re developing, I bet this won’t be the last.

LusyChat AI Anybody who has been paying close attention to the development of the porn industry in recent years will be able to proudly tell you that the days of dull storylines revolving around stuff like a horny fuckin’ plumber coming to fix a lonely housewife’s leaking pipe or something along those lines are long gone and, instead, we are now being treated to some of the most well thought out XXX storylines imaginable!I mean, fuck, we’re now being put through to everything from filthy horror porn movies that are properly Hollywood grade to the kind of porn tales that keep you glued to the screen for hours, not just for the XXX content but also for the character development and shit. It’s some time to be alive, my horny friends! This has also meant that a lot of people out there are now craving a deeper interaction with a lot of the NSFW characters on their screens, though, and luckily for them, there have also been a bunch of different adult websites popping up on the scene to cater to their naughty little needs and how many of them have been taking full advantage of the wild world of artificial intelligence to achieve their dirty little mission!