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BlushEroticaVR The women of Blush Erotica VR don’t fall into the usual pornstar molds we see on pretty much every other Virtual Reality porn site, but that’s one of their biggest draws—literally! It’s not uncommon to find a “curvy” tag on a lot of paysites, but it seems like most of the time, the women in those aisles are barely any thicker or meatier than their more petite counterparts. If you’re a chubby chaser, you may have been underwhelmed by the offerings almost anywhere else, but wait till you get a load of these Big, Beautiful Women. BlushEroticaVR.com is a premium porn site full of fully full-figured women getting their fuck on in VR. They were actually among the first real wave of 3D paysites to hit the web back in 2020, and they’re still going strong. The formula here is very similar to the refined brand of smut they’re hawking on the 2D version of the site, with a few little differences I’ll get into in a minute. So, who likes some extra cushion for the pushin’?

VirtualRealPassion When I first heard of Virtual Real Passion, I actually assumed they were riffing on the title of VirtualRealPorn, one of the OG VR porn sites on the market. Copycat titles are a common thing in this business, and I’ve even seen a fair number of half-assed copies of ThePornDude out there in the wild, but this ain’t another lame cash grab with a familiar name. This one’s actually brought to you by the same masturbatory masterminds behind VirtualRealPorn, though the focus and target demographics are a bit different. My usual audience of horny straight dudes might not appreciate this one as much as the older platform, but I think the ladies are going to love it. VirtualRealPassion.com hypes itself as the “World’s first VR porn site for women.” Female-oriented porn tends to come bundled with certain storyline tropes, stylistic considerations and a heightened sense of intimacy and passion, though there’s another obvious and stark difference here. One of the main gimmicks is that this premium VR porn is shot from the woman’s POV, making it a better fit for horny gals wearing a futuristic sci-fi sex helmet. It ain’t my usual thing, but given how much I love VirtualRealPorn, I knew I needed a closer look at what all they’re offering. Let’s get right into it.

SexBabesVR There’s something about the title of this next site that makes me chuckle while also making my dick twitch. It’s the “Sex Babes” part of SexBabesVR that gets me, because it’s got kind of a silly playground ring to it, like describing your Tinder hookups as “humping”. This is a European site we’re talking about, so I wonder if there’s been some funny translation or if they just really do refer to pornstars as Sex Babes. Whatever the case, I certainly wouldn’t say no to humping some sexy Sex Babes, whether in real life or the immersive magical world of Virtual Reality. Whether the name titillates or amuses you, you can probably guess what SexBabesVR.com is hawking. This is a premium VR Euro porn platform, promising right out front to deliver the hottest 3D smut on the continent. It’s a bold claim, but their traffic stats do tell a tale of nearly a hundred thousand perverts strapping on their headsets every month. I’ve got my Meta Quest 3 charged up, so come along with me as I get my virtual fuck on, or click through for your own peek and maybe a pull while you’re at it.

PirouVR  It would appear that only two forces drive innovation these days, war and sex. As much as we would like to think we are more, humans haven’t evolved much since standing upright. We are still the same old loud, violent, and horny monkies we were from day one. War certainly sucks balls, but at least porn is awesome. If it weren’t for porn, sex wouldn’t translate to technological development. Plain old fucking is good enough. The only way I could see it becoming a driving force for human advancement is if we started adding Borg-like implants to bitches pussies. Sure, there could be some improvements made in this sector. For example, cybernetic implants could make pussies tighter, wetter, and more sensitive, but I don’t see the impetus to start. It’s too easy to start fucking a bitch right away. Let me rephrase that. It’s too easy for men like me to start fucking a bitch right away.

VirtualPee We all love a wet pussy that’s glistening with love juices, and few sights can entice our cocks into a lust-fuelled frenzy more! But there’s also a sizable crowd of folks who love their pussies extra wet and gold tier, so to speak. And by gold tier, I mean they like them firing out jets of hot pee. While the world of watersports porn was once the taboo niche that was heavily associated with the German porn scene, it has since become a lot more mainstream, and a growing number of global porn studios are incorporating it into their work. Hell, in the Czech Republic, you can even find porn producers who love washing their double anal gangbangs down with copious amounts of pee! Naturally, this has led to a growing crowd of porn fans deciding to put their money where their mouth is and incorporating peeing into their smut-fuelled lifestyle. But if you’re one of the many people considering going down this route and making your sex life as golden as an Oscar, then I have to hit you with a reality check.

WankitNowVR gives pretty clear instructions right there in the title, though I’m guessing all the pretty girls will give you that self-handsy urge the moment you see them. If there is still any confusion about what to do with yourself while you’re watching, those ladies will have something to say about it. In fact, they’re going to tell you exactly what to do while you’re raging hard with a funny pair of future goggles strapped to your face. Do you see what I’m getting at? Between my intro and the site’s title, it should be obvious: WankItNowVR.com is a premium collection of VR masturbation encouragement pornos. These guys have been putting out 3D Jerk Off Encouragement (JOE) movies since 2019, giving them a big head start within the niche, and they’re still pulling a healthy volume of traffic to this day. I’m planning on pulling something else as I make my way through the site, so without any further ado, let’s get right into it.

ZexyVR The girls of Zexy VR sure are zexy, aren’t they? Creative misspelling is a great way to help people remember your brand, but for real, how many just roll off the tongue as smoothly as this one? It’s sexy with an accent, but make no mistake, these guys don’t owe their popularity or longevity to the name alone. Hell, with a gimmick like the one we’ll find inside, I bet they’d be doing fine even with a stupider name. So, what exactly is ZexyVR.com selling? The VR part of the title only gives away part of the equation, so I’ll spell it out in clearer terms: these guys are hawking premium virtual reality striptease movies that drop you into a room with a beautiful woman taking her clothes off. These guys uploaded their first flick back in 2018, giving them a big head start on the VR joints popping up more recently. Let’s take a closer look and see what’s keeping the fans coming after all these years.

PornCornVR I’ve got to say it: Porn Corn VR is a weird, funky name for an adult website. It’s a title that combines adult entertainment with futuristic technology and one of the most popular cereal grains on the planet, but what the hell could it possibly all mean? Don’t worry, it’s not some kind of deep-niche food fetishism for horny fat folks. I think the oddball title is just an exercise in branding, and frankly I think it’s going to work. I’m not about to forget that catchy word salad. Nor am I going to forget the immersive dirty movies I found within. Maize element aside, PornCornVR.com delivers exactly what you’d expect: they’re hawking premium Virtual Reality pornos that put you in the shoes of a bona fide stud. The joint’s been getting a good 40,000 visitors a month lately, and I really wanted to see what kind of corny antics they were beaming into all those headsets. Grab your 3D sex helmet and a big bottle of lube. Let’s get into it!

Suck Me VR If you can’t guess what SuckMeVR is selling, then let me be the first to congratulate you on finally getting out of prison or whatever isolated cult compound you’ve been holed up inside of over the last few years. The Suck Me half of the equation gives it away as something filthy and fapworthy, while the VR tacked onto the end lets you know this is going to be some of that next-level, futuristic shit that drops you right into the action. You’ve got a good virtual reality headset at your disposal, right? In this case, it’s even more important than a well-lubed fap sleeve. That’s right, folks: SuckMeVR.com offers premium dirty movies in mind-bogglingly realistic VR. They’ve been around since 2022 and pull tens of thousands of visits per month. By the numbers, they ain’t the most popular VR site in the world, but they’ve got some major perks you won’t find just everywhere. Spoiler alert: the membership package comes with a lot more pornography than you’re probably expecting right now. Without any further ado, let me tell you all about it.