MySexGamer Picture this: a gorgeous anime gal with big tits and huge eyes refers to you lovingly as “My Sex Gamer” before treating you to some luxurious head, a boobjob, a ride on your pogo stick, and maybe some extra-kinky shit like ropes, tentacles or inflation. It’s the kind of hentai fantasy I know a lot you weebs crank off to, mixing up classic hardcore tomfoolery, deep-niche fetishism and the intimacy of a manga waifu calling you pet names. Hey, I’ve got lots of similar daydreams and wet dreams, so I can relate. That’s also how I know you guys are probably going to love this next platform, which lets you explore those kinds of scenarios in an even more hands-on way than your average free tube.
Nexus Games When I first heard about Nexus Games, I didn’t even realize they had anything I could beat off to. Well, let me rephrase that: I didn’t realize they had anything made specifically for me to beat off to. If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably cranked it to regular ol’ video games with bouncy jugs and shapely butts at least a time or two in your life. Sex sells, so developers will put pretty girls into the most wholesome platformers and RPGs, but these days you don’t have to settle for partial nudity in mainstream games. NexusGames.to is home to a collection of free, downloadable video games, including an adult section. I’ve been hearing the site mentioned in places like Reddit for about a year now, though I think they’ve been around a little longer than that. The site’s popular with gamers for reasons that will become obvious in a minute here, if the basic gimmick hadn’t sold you already. The joint’s a goldmine for cheapskates, but I bet half of them don’t even know about the site’s collection of porn games. Well, let me tell you all about it.
ULMF Everybody’s familiar with vanilla porn. You know, the standard stuff: missionary, blowjobs, hardcore anal fisting. Most porn fans have a general awareness of hentai, but few have any idea how deep the fandom goes. Newbies to the world of cartoon titties and pixel-game twats can get lost easily. What the hell do you do the first time you find a site like ULMF.org? The site gets a couple million visitors a month but is utterly baffling to a newcomer. ULMF stands for Unofficial LineMarvel Forum, which either makes sense immediately or means absolutely nothing to you. There’s no in-between. You probably found this review trying to figure out what it’s all about, or else you’re one of LineMarvel’s apparently rabid fans, Googling his name in search of another bit of pornographic Flash gold.
LoversLab What’s the best part of playing video games on PC? Is it the incredibly immersive graphics that you display on your 8k monitor? Is it the complex storylines and narrative of your favorite characters? Is it the supreme performance that only a $5000 beast of a machine could accomplish? Fuck no. None of that shit is the best part of a glorious PC experience. It’s the sexy ass mods. I’m talking xrays, nudes, fuckable NPCs, giant titty mods, and all that awesome shit. You can’t do that shit on console. Why even bother playing something like Skyrim if you can’t fuck your housecarl Lydia’s slutty brains out? I know there’s no way you’re playing shit like that for the plot. But it’s not just Skyrim. Games like The Sims, Oblivion, Fallout, and a handful of other awesome games are ripe with kinky mod options just waiting for you to jerk your dick to. But where oh where do you get these awesome mods? There are so many scam sites, so you have to be wary. The last thing you want is a virus fucking your shit up. And most sites with mods don’t even have the sexy ones. Why bother?
LewdFlix I’ll admit: LewdFlix threw me for a bit of a loop when I first pulled up the front page. I’m usually pretty good at guessing what kind of smut I’ll be shaking my dick at as soon as I see the name of the website, but these guys chose a mildly misleading title. It’d Lewd, for sure, but the Flix portion of the equation hints at something a bit less interactive than what’s really on the menu. Are you looking for a straightforward fap session or would you rather immerse yourself in a world of perversion that responds to your choices? LewdFlix.com ain’t the free tube you might have been expecting, but a collection of free adult games you can play right from your browser. They’re a newer joint, launched within just the last couple months, but their traffic has been skyrocketing as the word gets out. If you’ve seen my other site, BestPornGames, you know how much I love these X-rated web toys, so naturally I had to take a look at this virtual game room as soon as I heard about it.