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Model Media Asia is here to embrace new cultures,” reads the text on the front page of the titular ModelMediaAsia, but what exactly do they mean by that? “We would like to explore the porn vibe in every moment of life then take you on a journey to experience erotic fantasies with endless possibilities.” Honestly, it’s the same kind of generic ad copy I expect from any third-tier free tube or half-ass paysite, which is why I think porn sites should typically let the pictures do the talking. The images all over the front page sell the place a whole lot better than all the yammering! ModelMediaAsia.com has only been online for a couple of months, so maybe I should cut them a little slack as far as the marketing text goes. Perhaps they’re still feeling out the sales technique, and that’s fine because I like the product they’re offering. They’re putting out premium Asian porno, just like the name implies. I’m no stranger to this genre, so I immediately had some questions of my own. For example, what separates them from every other Asian porn site I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude? Well, I knew I’d either figure it out or exhaust myself masturbating as I wrote up the review.

Monger In Asia When you hop onto any leading porn site these days, you’ll be overwhelmed by the sheer array of niches, genres, and categories on offer. There’s just so much variety of filth these days, and it’s a glorious sight to see. However, some genres have stood the test of time better than most, and one of them is the Asian porn niche. Every year, countless people jerk themselves into a frenzy at the sight of some tight Asian pussy getting wrecked on their screen, and it’s arguably one of the hottest types of porn around. However, did you know that there’s a particular kind of porn fanatic who decides to put their money where their mouth is and go on the hunt for IRL Asian pussy rather than watching it on a screen? These folks don’t think twice about going to places like Thailand or the Philippines and sticking their dick in as many Asian women as they physically can. Naturally, though, it’s far from a cheap hobby, and some of them decide to kill two birds with one stone by making porn while they’re at it and monetizing their sticky hobby!

Cospuri has one of the more mysterious names I’ve seen in the world of online pornography lately. At a glance, the letters conjured images of punctured Capri Sun packets before it brought the thought of sex to my mind. But, of course, I wouldn’t have even started typing up this review if they didn’t have something to offer the horny internet-surfing masturbator. I am ThePornDude, after all, not some gatekeeper of sugar water fruit drinks. Then again, some might argue there’s something sugary sweet about this joint. It isn’t your typical paysite, that’s for sure. This one’s a lot cuter. What the hell could I mean when I call a porn site “cute”? Well, you weeaboos and assorted neckbeards will understand right away when I mention the ahegao faces and kawaii imagery plastered all over the tour page. If you’re not so well versed in Japanese culture, that’s fine because you don’t need to be a weeb to understand the premise: Cospuri.com is a premium Asian cosplay website. I’d tune in for Asian sex movies, and I’d certainly tune in for cosplay smut, so I’m definitely lubing up and checking this one out.

Tuk Tuk Patrol A lot of people have this idea of The Porn Dude as a fat slob who never leaves the basement and is always coated in a layer of food, lube, and his own filth. It’s not true, I tell you! I have interests besides jerking off to pornography every waking moment of the day, and I leave the house all the time. Hell, I’m a globetrotting motherfucker. I just got back from Thailand, a country with so much to offer: Asian MILFs eating cock, young Thai 18+ girls who love the smell of tourist money and jizz, and sexy teen prostitutes working cheap. I’m always telling my fellow perverts they need to book themselves a flight, but half of you are cucked by your wives who get all pissy at the very thought of you going on a worldwide sex tour. Just tell the old bitch you really like pad Thai. Alternately, you can save a few bucks now and a bunch later on the divorce settlement if you just point your browser at TukTukPatrol.com, a premium Asian site specializing in beautiful sluts from the Land of Smiles.

Caribbeancom JAV fans know the name Caribbeancom, or at least the real ones do. The company has been putting out Japanese dirty movies for decades now, building a name for themselves around the world with their sexy Asian sluts and filthy encounters. I first heard about the brand mentioned by weeaboos years ago, and of course, now I’ve had a lot more experience with their flicks ever since I started reviewing Japanese Adult Video. They’re one of the biggest names in Japanese porn, and don’t you want to know why? I bet you do. Caribbeancom.com has been around since 1996, making them even older than Google, Facebook, and Reality Kings. Of course, longevity alone tells you a lot about the quality of any site and how much they inspire their fans to keep coming back, but that isn’t the only way to see how popular they are. There’s also the fact that nearly 10 million visitors are stopping by every month. Admittedly, it isn’t as much as I get, but for a paysite hawking premium porn from one of the biggest JAV brands, it’s a big fucking deal.

Creampie In Asia With such a straightforward name, I am pretty sure we all know what CreampieInAsia.com has to offer. If you are not able to tell what the fuck this site is all about, then you must be on a whole new level of stupid, and I honestly feel sorry for you. Now, for those who came here to learn more about this wonderful place filled with creampied Asian beauties, I have a lot to say.
First of all, before we get down to business, you should know that I have a soft spot for the Asian sluts, so I might not be as rough on this site as I am on most of them. The first thing that pleasantly surprised me is the fact that this site is in English and it can also be viewed in Japanese, which is what all Asian websites need.

Creampie Thais The cuisine of Thailand is known for such delicacies as tom yung goong, drunken noodles, and a variety of colored curries. If you’re looking for sweet treats, Thai iced teas are beloved around the world for their delicious blend of sugar, tea, spices, and condensed milk. Some of you sex tourists and globe-trotting perverts might know a thing or two about the sweetest Thai dish of all: Creampie Thais. CreampieThais.com uploaded their very first movie back in 2014. It starred a sweet, brace-faced 18-year-old from Bangkok with a predilection for blowjobs, a bald beaver, and ultimately a hot load of cum all up in them guts! The site’s been going strong ever since, continuing to build their extensive collection of amateur Thai girls taking creampies.

All Japanese Pass Let’s watch some premium Japanese porn movies at AllJapanesePass! This one’s for the value shoppers of Asian pornography. If you’re the type of pervert who buys gallon jugs of lotion at Costco and you also like seeing Japanese (18+)girls getting double-dicked, you’re going to lose your goddamn mind over All Japanese Pass.
AllJapanesePass.com is basically a pass to all the Japanese porn you’ll ever need. That probably sounds like a bold statement to a legendary wanker like yourself, but this ain’t just a single, simple site. Your AllJapanesePass gets you access to a whole network of Japanese perversion.

Trike Patrol Ready for Filipina porn at TrikePatrol? It’s fun being a tourist sometimes. You can try out all kinds of activities that you don’t normally find in your neck of the woods. I’m talking about rock climbing and swimming in pristine lakes, sampling regional delicacies, and getting into fistfights with the locals. The globe-trotters over at TrikePatrol use their vacations to hump sexy Filipina broads. You might have guessed wrongly that TrikePatrol.com was a site about tricked-out tricycles ridden by hipsters in Portland, but nah. It’s about exotic little Asian sluts turning tricks and riding Western sex tourists. The site’s been around since 2006 and gets a couple of thousand hits a day, because who doesn’t love seeing a ripe Pinay getting her throat fucked?

John Tron X the illustrious dude who runs JohnTronX, calls himself an Asia expert and claims to have the longest adult diary in human history. It’s a bold, big-headed and big-dicked brag, but the self-proclaimed monger legend and Mongergod does have over a decade of dirty movies piled up in this collection we’re about to peek at. Honestly, the average joe might have a handful of encounters over that span worth writing about, but as we’ll see in a moment, this guy has been very busy. Hell, he’s banged more women in 12 years than most guys ever hook up with in a lifetime. Perhaps it’s better not to compare your own body count, because unless you’re a porn stud like John or yours truly, chances are you’ll come up short.