ThePorny As an American, ThePorny just sounds funny as hell for a porn site name. Before I pulled it up to see what the joint was all about, I pictured some doofus doing his best to nail a small horse from behind while it bucks around, ultimately kicking him across the stable into a bale of hay. Internet dwellers who have had the misfortune of seeing the infamous Mr. Hands video know all too well how badly things can go when someone tangles with a horse cock, but fortunately, there’s nothing like that on this next website. No, my friends, ThePorny.com may be a filthy smut site full of hardcore pornography, but all the participants here are fully consenting adults. It’s a Chinese video paysite stocked with an impressive catalog of full-length adult films. They’ve only been around for a few months, though given the current size of the stash, I have to wonder if the library existed in some form or another before landing on this domain. Whatever, though, because the more important topic at hand was how well it’d help me blow a load into an old gym sock. Let’s find out, shall we?
XChina If the very thought of Chinese pussy makes you want to take out your cock and start rubbing one out right where you sit, then fuck me sideways do I have the perfect porn site for you! You know, don’t actually fuck me sideways. Don’t put your cock anywhere near me! But what I do want you to go near – specifically if you love Chinese beauties – is XChina. Here, you will find a fuck load of videos that are sure to make you cum in your pants – right before you whip that little cock of yours out! See what all that you have been missing by taking a visit to XChina promptly, and get off to all kinds of amazing Asian content that XChina has available for you, and with you in mind!
EvilErotic Starting with the title, Evil Erotic leans into the idea that pornography should be naughty, immoral, and downright sinful. They’ve even slapped some devil ears and a pointy tail on the logo, though I bet your grandma’s church group would be more upset with the imagery than the branding. As a matter of fact, I’m not sure any of these women are actually married to the dudes boning them raw dog in every hole. Somebody better call a priest, or at least grab a tissue and some lotion. I’ve got to exorcise a blue demon that’s currently possessing my balls. EvilErotic.com offers up stylish premium hardcore movies that ain’t afraid to get nasty. They’re a younger site, popping up within just the last few months, but you probably wouldn’t guess that from the looks of the joint. I’m guessing whoever runs this show has been in the porn business for years, because this is no half-ass amateur operation. Let me tell you about all the things that gave me that impression.
JavHub What is it about JAV (Japanese Adult Video) that makes it so prized among porn fans in the West? Some would argue it’s the cleanliness of the scenes, the spotlessly white sets, and bright lighting; others might argue it’s the dirtiness, those bukkake scenes, and kinky fetishes. It might have to do with the submissive nature of Japanese babes or the way they squeal. Viewers of JAVhub may concede the appeal lies somewhere in the middle, or somewhere else entirely. Whatever brings them there, JAVhub gets around 300,000 visits every month. Call it yellow fever if you want, but it’s an affliction that clearly affects a lot of weeaboos, perverts, and general masturbators around the world. Today, as is often the case, I am one of them.
Alluring Asians Pornstar Harem wasn’t always known for its Alluring Asians, though longtime fans of the game no doubt have amassed their own gaggles of sexy girlies in whatever shapes, sizes and colors they prefer when they’re shaking their dicks at their screens. The original Hentai Heroes brand has expanded over the years, and there’s a good chance you’ve played spinoff games like Comix Harem, PornstarHarem or Trans Pornstar Harem, which roll new sets of characters and scenarios into that winning adult video game format. Given the title of today’s entry into the same sexy universe, I bet you can guess what kind of babes we’ll be collecting as we go.
AVNight This next site is called AV night, but if you want my opinion, you can enjoy this shit at any time of the day. I just woke up and haven’t even snorted my morning Viagra, but my morning wood is going strong and I’m ready to get a nice fap in before breakfast. What’s on the menu? A whole fucking lot of Japanese Adult Video! AVnight.me has been registered since 2017, which ain’t exactly a long time in Internet years. Still, it’s enough time to build up one hell of a collection of hot Asian girls getting their holes pounded in every configuration imaginable. According to the login blurb, they’ve got over 30,000 premium Asian movies to jack off to. I consider myself a prolific masturbator, but even I’m not sure I have enough supply in my lube room to get through the whole stash. Well, it’s worth a shot.