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Moekyun popped up in my inbox this morning before I even got out of bed, and I spent the first couple minutes of the day rubbing my eyes and trying to figure out just what the fuck it said. Maybe it was the hangover talking, or just the fact that I hadn’t had my morning bowl of Viagra, but I couldn’t make sense of it. Well, that’s probably because it ain’t even in English. You otaku perverts probably got the reference, but I had to Google it. “Moe moe, kyun” is what you weeaboos yell while gazing upon something super cute and kawaii, but in this case, you’ll be able to jerk off at the same time. Moekyun.co calls itself “The Otaku Source,” which is pretty fucking vague if you want my professional opinion. I mean, shit, that could describe all of Reddit, include all the incel and nofap subs, but you’re here precisely because you’re looking for something to crank it to. In that case, they’ve got you covered. Moekyun is peddling premium hentai movies, doujinshi and X-rated anime games. If you haven’t already blown your whole stimulus check getting the cum dry cleaned off your waifu pillow, this may be an upgrade from your typical half-ass manga faps.

MonsterPorn Close the door, turn off the lights, and put that vanilla-ass Pornhub tab to sleep because we’re diving dick-first into MonsterPorn.com—the unspoken, unspeakable, completely unhinged realm of fuckbeasts and the filthy whores that love them. You ever find yourself jerking off and thinking, “Man, I wish this chick was getting railed by a 9-foot demon with six eyes and a lava dick”? No? Liar. That shit lives in the deep part of your brain—the part you pretend doesn’t exist until you’re five tabs deep on Reddit wondering when you became a tentacle enthusiast. Well, good news: MonsterPorn.com heard your filthy thoughts, scraped them from the sewers of your subconscious, and turned them into a full-blown porn empire for the deranged.

Hentai.movie Would you watch a Hentai Movie that wasn’t animated by human hands, but by a machine that spends all its free time watching dirty movies? I’m sure there are anime purists out there who scoff at the very concept of android-dreamed fantasies, but I have a feeling most of you perverts would jump right aboard given the opportunity. Well, my friends, today may be your lucky day, but act fast—it ain’t going to be free forever! Hentai.Movie is one of those website titles that’s both spot-on and sort of vague at the same time. Make no mistake, this ain’t the usual grab bag of anime-influenced adult cartoons like I’ve got on my lists of Hentai Streaming Sites and Premium Hentai Sites here at ThePornDude. No, these guys are exploring new frontiers on what might be the first full-fledged, AI-powered porn video site out there. I’m widely regarded as one of the world’s most recognized perverts, but I’m also kind of a nerd when it comes to high-tech smut. Naturally, I wanted to check this out the moment I heard about it.

Cumflation is a pretty obscure niche, but it’s common enough on the hentai sites that I’m surprised the dot-com hadn’t been snatched up ages ago. Then again, how valuable could the domain be when the fetish has always been limited to the kinky world of adult anime? The average porno movie production just doesn’t have the kind of special effects budget you’d need to shoot semen-pumping, belly-expanding scenes with real-life pornstars. Putting out content like that would be a massive gamble for most studios, but what about one with experience and success at shooting live-action hentai? Some of you may already see what I’m getting at. Cumflation.com is another offering from the freaky geniuses over at Hentaied, where you can watch premium movies of pornstars literally swelling up with cum. That’s right, weebs: you don’t have to settle for whatever half-assed homebrew doujinshi you can find. This is the first studio ever to put these kind of production values into this deep-niche kink, and I couldn’t wait to see how well they pulled it off. Some people won’t be able to jack it to this one, but come on, I bet you want a peek.

Plants VS Cunts In a war of Plants Vs Cunts, who do you think would win? In real life, I don’t think there’s a flower, herb or weed with the initiative to go on the attack in the first place, but I’ve seen some pretty weird shit in hentai. That said, this next site ain’t the botanically themed, X-rated manga library or adult video game I’d expected when the link first slid into my DMs. Instead, I found something even more surprising and perhaps even more titillating, though it’s going to depend a lot on just what kind of pervert you are and what you’re into. One thing is sure, though: you ain’t going to find porn like this anywhere else. This may be a hardcore porno video site, but the title is meant to be taken literally. PlantsVSCunts.com is hawking premium porn where women are fucked by aggressive, horny plants. They’re a brand-new site in one of the deepest niches out there, but their traffic has already been spiking by the hundreds of thousands. I’m a sucker for a fuck flick in general, and I’m always eager to see something that breaks from the usual handful of molds I see on a daily basis. Who’s with me?

Hentaied Ever see a girl get Hentaied? You know what I’m talking about: sexy chicks with crazy hair getting boned by tentacles while making ahegao facial expressions, everything dripping with a thick coat of sticky, icky goo. If that’s what gets you going, you’ve probably had to go your whole life settling for cheaply made doujinshi catering to your freaky fetishes. What if I told you there was a porn site with all the trappings of the craziest hentai, but filmed in actual video with real babes? Hold on to your dicks, my weeaboo friends, Redditors and assorted neckbeards, because today I’ve got some wild shit that I bet you’ve never seen before. Hentaied.com is a premium site that puts out hentai-influenced live-action porno. It’s a newer site, springing to life halfway through 2024, but their unique spin on smut has been earning them a lot of fast attention. They’re currently getting nearly 20,000 visits a day, so I think I’ll lube up my rubber squid vagina and take a peek behind the paywall.

Naruto Pixxx Whoever started NarutoPixxx was way ahead of the curve, at least when it comes to hentai. If you’re a fan of X-rated manga, you’ve no doubt noticed the rising popularity of filthy Naruto parodies in recent years, coinciding with an aging demographic of fans who grew up with the characters. The NarutoPixxx.com domain was registered back in 2009, offering weebs a more explicit look at Hinata, Sakura, Itachi and the rest of the gang than you’d ever find on TV. These days, the site’s going as strong as ever, with a good half million visitors stopping by every month for fap or just a boner-inducing gawk. As you’ve probably guessed from the title, NarutoPixxx is a growing premium archive of sexy Naruto fan art, tapping directly into fantasies you’ve probably had while enjoying the SFW real thing. If you’ve been binging the stuff on Netflix, balls aching with possibilities they never touch in the official versions, you may

Hentai Sex School If you’d attended Hentai Sex School, maybe you’d know a thing or two about sucking, fucking, submission and tentacle sex. When people complain about the modern-day education system, these are exactly the issues that come to mind. Thankfully, there’s a way to catch up on all that lewd learning, and all it requires is an internet connection and a few bucks a month. Oh, and you can jack off to it, too! HentaiSexSchool.com ain’t actually a university you can attend in real life, which I know will come as a bummer to some of the sadder incels in the audience. On the other hand, the site will strongly appeal to weeaboos, adult anime fans, as well as the generally horny. Hentai Sex School offers premium 3D hentai with the production values you expect from a major brand. This one’s from Adult Time, which will immediately light off fireworks in your brain if you know the company. If not, allow me to explain why I’m so damn excited.

HentaiCore I recently came across Hentai Core and thought it could only be one of a few different things. It had to be some new brand style of heavy metal where all the lyrics are about anime sex, or maybe it was a new sci-fi flick where the Earth was full of molten manga girls with big titties and giant dicks. Alternately and most realistically, I knew this would be another hentai collection on the Internet, though I was immediately curious what the gimmick was. It turns out the gimmick is premium content. Most of the hentai collections I see coming through the tubes are free sites for the cheapskate library masturbators, but this one promises to be worth the price. HentaiCore.com is a paysite offering unlimited access to a growing collection of full-length porno anime videos. It sure sounds like an enticing offer to any weeaboo with a boner, but let’s dig in and see what kind of bang they’re offering for your buck.