Motherless Celebrities

Motherless Celebrities I’m not saying anything controversial when I say men love seeing women naked. It’s a fact of life as fundamental as gravity. It’s a force of nature that cannot be stopped by beast, man, or God. It’s an eternal truth and a divine mandate. As sure as the sun will rise, men will attempt to view as many women naked as they possibly can. Any man not doing so is either a sad or a gay one. This means that any woman a man sees regularly is mentally stripped down during every interaction. If any women are reading this article for some god-forsaken reason, I want you to know that every man at work pictures you naked every day, even if you are ugly. We can’t help it – our minds are endlessly curious about the nude female form. Then again, our species depends on it. Anywhere men and women are together in the same room, dirty thoughts follow. It doesn’t matter if it’s a church or a strip club. The male brain can even adjust sexiness to help us fuck ugly bitches if that’s all that’s available. There’s a term known as boat goggles among Navy brats and fishermen. When a bunch of men and women are trapped together on a small boat, tons of fucking happens. At the end of a three-month journey, there isn’t a single surface on that boat that hasn’t been blasted with cum. You could put the hottest models on a boat with the ugliest old dudes, and someone is still getting fucked. What happens on the ship stays on the ship.