Elyza As far as names go, Elyza’s got a sexy ring to it. I always liked the shorthand better than Liz, Lizbeth or Lizzy, and I think the Y makes it feel a bit more modern than ol’ gramma Eliza. What’s really in a name, though? There’s an old Shakespeare quote, something about a vagina smelling the same way no matter what you call it, but Shakespeare didn’t live in our modern era of instant gratification and custom pornography. The truth is, Elyza can be whoever you want, so call her what you will. Elyza.app is a hentai-style AI chat platform where you can explore your kinkiest fantasies or your more ordinary ones. That versatility is one of the key selling points here, offering up opportunities you don’t necessarily find on either Tinder or the usual AI girlfriend simulators. These guys are new as hell and still finding their fanbase, but I’d heard enough rumblings to get me excited about their synthoid sexting partners. Without any further ado, let’s try chatting some of them up.