DevilsFilm

DevilsFilm Well, Hail Satan! You might not think you owe the devil your soul, but if you watch as much porn as I know you watch, then you most certainly do. Okay, maybe not your soul, that might be a bit of an extreme exchange for porn (save your soul to bargain for your very own brothel or something), but you at least owe him some gratitude. If it weren’t for Satan, there wouldn’t be any porn. You’d have to rely on your mental spank bank alone. And obviously that would just suck. You and I both know that imagination has never been your strong suit. Either way, there is no debating that if God and the devil were to exist, the devil is by far the better one. He’s the one who tempted Eve into eating from the tree of knowledge, making her and Adam aware of their nudity. Before that, they were just these boring-ass sexless beings who would have never known of any of the fun available to them. So, basically, if it weren’t for Satan taking the form of the serpent in the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve would have never learned about their bodies and, thus, never would have fucked! In other words, according to that fairy tale, Satan is the sole reason we are all here now. And he is definitely the reason you’re about to fap to your third porno of the day, you perverted fuckwad.